Another Cricket in the Tub
This One Makes Three By Mary J Williams © I went to take a shower I didn’t want company There is another cricket In the tub I see How do they get in there? Why don’t they fly out? There is no food around Of that, I have no doubt I am as naked as can be I grab the cricket in my hand March him to the door Throw him, don’t care where he lands I don’t want to see another Other crickets, do not come in There is a toilet close by Flush, and you go down in the spin.