Another Cricket in the Tub

 



This One Makes Three
By Mary J Williams ©


I went to take a shower
I didn’t want company
There is another cricket
In the tub I see

How do they get in there?
Why don’t they fly out?
There is no food around
Of that, I have no doubt

I am as naked as can be
I grab the cricket in my hand
March him to the door
Throw him, don’t care where he lands

I don’t want to see another
Other crickets, do not come in
There is a toilet close by
Flush, and you go down in the spin.  



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